LUXURY LAVATORIES FROM AROUND THE WORLD
Sauna R by Matteo Foresti. Värmdö municipality, Stockholm.
My dream is to have a house in a similar style to this, nestled in against a hill with epic ocean views, rugged terrain and if it came with this bathroom, I wouldn’t change a thing! A monochromatic scheme is always a winner for me, as are large tiles – slabs of polished Negresco Quartzite to be exact – and clever use of lighting. Being brutally honesty, I’d be hard pressed to find a better place to shoot product than this shower space, with natural light beaming down from the skylight, and the fixings in matte black are giving me all sorts of G63 vibes too, my personal favourite.
Collywood House by Olson Kundig. Los Angeles, California.
Los Angeles is my favourite city in the world, controversial I know, but there’s something about Sunset Boulevard, the rock n roll vibe of Hollywood, the debaucherous afterparties and the light – that weird orange pollution glow that seems to make everything feel very LA, you know what I mean right? Cue Collywood House, perched at the top of the Hollywood Hills that was purpose built to hold 2 people as comfortably as 250 (that was one part of a two-point design brief), perfect for an after party if you didn’t make the list at Club James, part of the Sheats–Goldstein Residence. If you know, you know.
When it comes to the bathroom, of which the fittings could be considered low-key with a combination of whites, woodgrain and brushed silver fixings, there’s one feature that couldn’t be further from that – the view. Punctuated with a giant glass window that climbs 11 feet and stretches the entire length of the space, capturing the Griffith Observatory to the left and the Getty to the right, it’s the perfect spot to ‘expose yourself to L.A…’, in the words of its’ owner, Kipp Nelson. I’m not sure if those using the bathroom at an afterparty would be too keen on that kind of exposure, however the view would make it worth the risk.
Villa E by Studio Ko. Marrakech, Morocco
There’s something about lying on the floor in the shower, a move generally reserved for despair after an evening of engaging in nocturnal atrocities, that really makes you feel like you’ve hit rock bottom. We don’t recommend it. However, we do recommend finding a shower with a seat for the-morning-after-the-night-before, much like this beautiful shower by Studio Ko, who you may know as the famous design duo behind the Musée de Yves Saint Laurent in Marrakech, and personal friends of the aforementioned design legend.
And while there’s a lot more to this bathroom than simply the seat that sits perfectly under the rain shower head (another must for anyone re-designing their bathroom), it’s this simple addition that can level up the bathroom from good, to fucking great. There are few feelings that compare with sitting down in a shower, specifically on a seat, and it’s funny how a small addition can elevate an experience from down-and-out and WTF am I doing with my life, to day spa.
Kettner’s Townhouse by SOHO House design team. Soho, London.
As someone who used to travel a lot and have spent more than my fair share of time in London, Kettner’s Townhouse in Soho is easily one of the homeliest places I stay, proving a fitting reprieve from the madness. I’m from the South Coast of NSW, so I consider myself somewhat of a country kid at heart and this place pulls on those fond memories, which is nice when you’re on week two of a trip away from your family.
Soho House have a clever way of making you feel like you just got home even though you’re usually alone and on the other side of the world, that’s my take anyway. I’m sure their design team have worked on every detail to make this a reality, also it’s kind of rock n roll having bath in the lounge room and telling room service to leave the cheeseburger and booze on the bed.
Notable mentions
The Standard, Los Angeles – Shower Door
The bathrooms aren’t what I’d consider great and the hallways smell like cleaning products that FBI crime scene guys use at The Standard, but that’s not why you stay there right? That said, this little hole in the shower screen innovation almost makes up for what the bathroom lacks, the weird shit that was probably happening in the bed you’re snuggling into, keeping your sleeve dry every time you turn it on. Genius, or is it weird I turn the shower on with a shirt on?
Soho House, West Hollywood – Wallpaper by Jonathan Yeo
It’s rare when a wallpaper catches my eye and I’ll admit, it took a few double takes in the bathroom at Soho House West Hollywood to even realise what was going on. Jonathan Yeo, the mad man, has been making wallpaper which looks like a classic pattern, however, utilises pornography for the patterned detail. Legendary. Fun fact, a slight variation (the background colour) features in the Soho House’s Dean Street Townhouse, where Prince Harry and Meghan Markle had their first date. Nothing like high profile love blossoming in the presence of hardcore porno…
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THINGS TO DO IN LOCKDOWN IV
I even got my dad a 3 pack for Xmas to keep him looking sharp.
HYALURONIC ACID TRIP
Once you hit around 27 years old your body naturally drops production of HA by more than 50%, much like collagen. This is why our vegan HA is such a key active in AM1, EB1, BW1 and FW1 and has such a huge impact on your skin especially when combined with the anti-inflammatories and multi-vitamins we use in all of our products to fight free radical damage and protect the skin from harsh environmental elements.
THINGS TO DO IN LOCKDOWN III
Whatever you're listing to will sound fu<king awesome on this! I think this is one of the best looking home speakers on the market; the concrete and the shape really does it for me. They did have 50% off these the other day too, not sure if it's still on sale but worth a shot either way.
Master & Dynamic has partnered with Sir David Adjaye to design in my opinion, one of the best looking home speakers I have seen that draws upon distinctive premium materials and sensory-focused craftsmanship for which both partners are known.
The MA770, a CES Innovation awards honouree redefines the sound experience. Designed with Sir David Adjaye, the WiFi or Bluetooth connected speaker is made of an acoustically superior proprietary concrete composite. Audio componentry incorporates efficient dual 4" woven long throw woofers and a 1.5" titanium tweeter which are tuned to provide a rich, detailed and expansive sound that perfectly fills the home, office or studio. A magnetically attached stainless steel grille is removable for those that prefer the look of the exposed components and hand-finished concrete.
KEEP MOVING - STRETCHING
INVESTMENT - BMW M3 2011
One of the few emails I get each day that I really look forward to! Uncrate sell some of the coolest stuff on the planet curated mostly for men. They also sell our products too!!! I don't need to write a whole thing about how cool they are just check it out and you'll see.
"I love a Sazerac in the morning" quote Richard 'Pirate' Jones (one of my best mates and godfather to my little boy, Sash)! It's a kind-of variation of the Old Fashioned that I actually prefer when done well!
Ingredients:
4 dashes Peychauds Bitters
1 Sugar Cube
1oz Rye Whiskey
1oz Cognac
Preparation: Add ingredients to a mixing glass and muddle the sugar with either a muddling spoon or a muddler. Add Ice and stir. Separately in the Cocktail glass wash the sides with Absinthe. You can even use an Atomizer if you have one to add an even coat. Strain the cocktail into the glass and garnish with a lemon peel. Make sure that you zest lemon oil from the peel over the drink. I have linked this to a YouTube video that explains it well if that's easier.
History: The Sazerac cocktail is purported to have been invented in 1850 in New Orleans by a man named Antoine Amedee Peychaud. He was a pharmacist who ran a drugstore from which he would prescribe medicine, but would also make toddies and tonics as cure-alls as well as a drink with his famous Peychauds Bitters (adapted from a family recipe), which is still served in Sazeracs and other cocktails to this day. The Original recipe called for Cognac or Brandy which changed to Rye in about 1865 due to a blight on wine grapes.The Phylloxera Aphid was wreaking havoc in France and completely stopped Brandy and Cognac production.
The cocktail also took a hit when Absinthe was banned in many countries, but the Sazerac hungry public were more than happy to drink anise flavoured liquor in it's place. in 2002 the ban was lifted and we can have Absinthe again, and of course we have Brandy and Cognac available, but the Rye version has really established itself.
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PUZZLE - GRADIENT PUZZLE UNCRATEI don't have the time or the patience but people love a puzzle! Unlike a typical jigsaw puzzle where you rely on distinct objects to place the pieces, the Gradient Puzzle focuses on the color of each piece, instead. The monochrome image fades from white at the top to black at the bottom, with only the shades of gray in between to guide you. It's made from thick stock and high-quality art paper, so it can be enjoyed over and over without fraying.
PANIC BUY - AP ROYAL OAK WHITE CERAMIC
It’s safe to say that the Royal Oak is one of the hottest watches on planet Earth right now. Nobody can argue with that, right? Every limited edition sells out nearly instantly and most main line models have waiting lists that range from months to years. Within the Royal Oak family, the complication to have is the perpetual calendar, and within the Royal Oak perpetual calendar family, the watch to have is the black ceramic version. It’s been that way since it debuted in January 2017 and demand hasn’t slowed down much, if at all. So you can imagine the attention AP garnered when, earlier this year, they announced that the watch would now come in white ceramic.
I got instant anxiety just looking at this lactic acid inducing devil bike! Yep they're that bad. I did CrossFit for a long time and these were always my most feared session. They fu<king hurt you and they fu<king hurt you fast, BUT how fu<king cool does it look!!! I'm on the waiting list for the Australian delivery from Rogue Australia. I'll probably set it up and just look at it and have panic attacks and never actually train on it... Haha jokes, it's actually awesome cardio/conditioning and very low impact too.
I haven't read this yet, but if it's anything like his other books I'll adore it! Christopher Hitches was born to rage against em'. Savage, loving and arguably one of the best debaters that lived, he won't be everyones cup of tea, but you have to look at both sides of things to make your own conclusions on life, politics, religion etc.. If you like his point-of-view, search 'Hitch slap' in YouTube and enjoy.
Over the last thirty years Christopher Hitchens has established himself as one of the world's most influential public intellectuals. His originality, bravery, range and wit made him first a leading iconoclast of the political left, and then later a formidable advocate of secular liberalism. As a socialist he opposed the war in Vietnam, after September 11 he emerged as one of the fiercest advocates of war in Iraq. In this long-awaited and candid memoir, Hitchens re-traces the footsteps of his life to date, from his childhood in Portsmouth with his adoring, tragic mother and reserved naval officer father; to his life in Washington DC, the base from which he would launch fierce attacks on tyranny of all kinds. Along the way, he recalls the girls, the boys and the booze; the friendships and the feuds; the grand struggles and lost causes; and the mistakes and misgivings that have characterised his life. Hitch-22 is, by turns, moving and funny, charming and irascible and inspiring. Agree or disagree, love him or hate him, readers of Hitch-22 have all agreed on one thing: they can't ignore him. This provocative memoir is an indispensable companion to the life and thought of an outstanding political writer.
Mason, again; the cool kid in our office got me onto these guys a few months ago and I haven't stopped listening to them since! I booked tickets to see Tame Impala in Sydney and turns out Khruangbin are supporting, the concert has obviously been moved to later in the year but I'm pumped to see them live! I have linked a cool YouTube set they did a while ago that got me hooked. Also check out the Hip Hop Medley they performed in Chicago, so rad. Khruangbin (Thai for airplane or literally 'engine fly') are a jet setting trio from Texas whose smooth, mainly instrumental music is heavily inspired by Thai rock and folk from the 60s and 70s, as well as a multitude of other influences ranging from surf rock to dub to Iranian pop. Active since the early 2010s, the groups indefinable yet singular and highly accessible sound has attracted a remarkably wide audience. Whip up a Sazerac or crack a nice bottle of red and enjoy...
Thanks for reading and supporting the brand, super appreciated. Stay safe, keep an eye on your friends and family and please follow the WHO instructions, we all have to do our best to flatten the curve.
Patrick
ISOLATION MAINTENANCE
Unless you have an eight thirty res at Dorsia, it's time to get all Patrick Bateman and I don't mean murdering hookers and returning video tapes. It's home day-spa time and in 3 easy steps we have you covered...
Spending more time inside while self isolating can negatively affect your skin. The lack of humidity, particularly if you’re pumping the air-con or blasting the heating will dry the outer layer of your skin, reducing its elasticity and creating a dry appearance. Not to mention you're losing out on the sun’s vitamin D by limiting exposure to the outdoors.
BUT if you do this simple 3-step routine you'll feel a difference!
STEP 1.WASH - You don't even need to wet or rinse your face just pump 3-4 loads of FW1 onto the inside of your hand/fingers and massage the foam into the face for 1-3 minutes then rinse off, it's that easy!
FW1 FACE WASH provides deep cleansing without drying or tightening. Mattifying complex instantly decreases shine, helps skin regenerate, reduces itchiness, soothes irritations and protects cells from free radical damage.
STEP 2. SCRUB - After your face is washed, apply about a pea sized amount on to your finger tip and massage into your face, rub in small circles for 1-3 minutes then rinse off. Don't go too hard underneath the eyes that's a bit of a sensitive area! I do this in the shower but each to their own and only do this 2-3 times a week.
FS1 FACE SCRUB combines both physical and chemical exfoliation, eliminating dead skin cells and promoting cell regeneration. It improves skin-tone, pore size, small scarring and fine lines. Bio-degradable micro-particles help de-flake, reduce ingrown hairs and also preps the skin for a closer shave.
STEP 3. MOISTURISE - Apply to dry clean skin, that's it haha! You might put too much on one day and not enough the next but you'll have it dialled in after a few days.
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Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
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If you're not already doing Wim Hof then get after it, it seriously changed my life both mentally and physically! It's not some wild cult shit, it's just breathing and I feel like we have all forgotten how to do it and enjoy it! It's like a viking is teaching you buddhism, thank you internet! I'm now high on my own supply...
I joke and fu<k around a lot but I do this everyday if I can and have done for about 6 months! One of my best mates was staying with me for a few days and I busted him doing this weird breathing thing on the couch, I was looking for a belt around his neck because I thought we was doing some Michael Hutchence style jerking-off, but as it turned out he was doing the Wim Hof breathing technique! I was like, 'WTF are you doing man?' He showed me the App and gave me a bit of a run down on the technique and explained all the benefits and all the crew that were doing it already including the All Blacks (New Zealand Rugby Team), Laird Hamilton and heaps more! I started doing it the next day and haven't stopped. The 'Ice Bath' thing is fucking awesome too, I highly recommend doing it. You feel like a super hero when you come out! It's terrible for the penis but the rewards are worth it. I have linked the video tutorial with Wim himself, just click the image above.
Technique - While sitting in a comfortable place, take 30 quick, deep breaths, inhaling through your nose and exhaling through your mouth. Then, take a deep breath and exhale; hold until you need to breathe in. Inhale again, as deep as you can, and hold it for 10 seconds. Repeat as many times as you like, it's that easy.
In the wise words of Wim, BREATH MUTHERFUCKERS!
I own a Hedi Slimane era Saint Laurent leather biker jacket; a proper 'grail' and I’ll be honest in saying I’ve neglected it a bit over the years! That said, this how-to guide slid into my inbox last week via the kings of pre-loved designer goods, Grailed, and with the extra time not being on planes all the time, I thought I’d give it a go. I've always been too scared to take it to a dry cleaner or clean it myself in case one of us fucked the leather doing it wrong, but as it turns out it's not that complicated and kind of cathartic.
REMOVING STAINS AND CLEANING:
1. The First Towel - Dampen a soft washcloth (preferably micro-fiber) with a mixture of warm water and dish soap. Make sure the cloth is damp, not wet. Leather is porous, and any extraneous liquid may seep in, leading to additional stains. Note: considering using vinegar as opposed to dish soap for a less harmful (if effective) alternative.
2. Scrub It Down - Apply the damp washcloth to the affected area. Scrub diligently—however not too firmly to avoid seepage—until the stain/dirt/dust disappears.
3. The Second Towel - Once the jacket has been scrubbed, dampen a second cloth, this time just in warm water.
4. Scrub, Rinse, Repeat - Repeat Step 2, with the second cloth with only warm water.
5. Let It Breathe: Once the jacket has been thoroughly wiped down, let dry for at least 24 hours. If the jacket was severely stained and considerable cleaning liquid was applied, conditioning is mandatory.
CONDITIONING:
1. Spot Clean First - Before moisturizing your leather, spot cleaning is essential. Once your jacket is properly cleaned and dried, you can begin moisturising.
2. Test Your Moisturiser - This is essential, particularly if you are using a brand new product or have never used said product on this particular leather jacket. Moisturises can cause discoloration and significantly alter leather’s texture and handful, so before you commit make sure you are aware of the consequences. Rub in a small dab to an imperceptible part of the jacket—the backside of the collar or inside the cuff, for instance—and then remove with a soft cloth. Let the jacket sit for 24 hours and then check for results. If there is no discoloration, you’re good to go. If there is, a different product is in order.
3. Apply - Once you have tested your moisturizer and are satisfied, you are ready to apply. Thoughtfully spread the leather conditioner across the surface of the jacket, making sure to rub in diligently. Remember to not be too liberal with the cream, as once again leather is porous and will absorb as much of the conditioner as it can, potentially harming the skin. Once you adequately applied the product, run a soft washcloth over the leather to polish and pick up any extraneous cream. Lastly, let sit for 24 hours.
Note: Repeat process every six to 12 months, or whenever leather begins to feel dull. Testing is only necessary when using a new product or leather/product combination for the first time. Hopefully I'll be buried in mine.
NEW TECH - MACBOOK AIR
I won't bore you with the tech specs but the thing is awesome, super lite, longer battery life, new keyboard, better sound, greener, the resolution is insane and have a look at it, it's beautiful! I'd highly recommend it for anyone that travels frequently or is in lockdown and needs to work from home.
WATCH - KEVIN HART DON'T FUCK THIS UP
His stand up Netflix Specials are awesome and this is no exception!
A classic morning drink!
This maybe sacrilegious and we'll probably get a few unsubscribes for this but I love an Old Fashioned with a dark spiced rum instead of bourbon or whiskey; each to their own right and I'm sure we could all do with a drink this week.
Old Fashioned Ingredients:
2 tsp simple syrup
1 tsp water
1 dash Angostura bitters
1 dash Amargo Chuncho bitters
1 cup ice cubes
40ml Kraken Black Spiced Rum
1 slice orange peel
Method - Pour the simple syrup, water, and bitters into a tumbler. Stir to combine, then place the ice cubes in the glass. Pour Rum over the ice, squeeze the orange peel over the top of the drink and rim the glass with the peel then use said peel as the garnish.
Hold the cherry, I've been fruit free since '83
LISTEN 2 - THE BLACK ANGELS
The Black Angels are an American psychedelic rock band from Austin, Texas. The Texan rockers will take you on a searing trip that requires no drugs and the only side effect is addiction...
I first heard this album while tearing down the 101 highway in Malibu in a 2011 BMW M3 (the last naturally aspirated V8 mentioned in my buy it before it's worth $500k post) en route to Mulholland Drive via the Hollywood Hills for some death defying midnight driving, basically couldn't have a better soundtrack! Even their name is cool, it's derived from the Velvet Underground song "The Black Angel's Death Song".
'Sniper at the gates' what a track, for optimal listening I recommend drinking 1 bottle of good red wine and the album to be played on vinyl.
The purists are going to hate this but people have been customising cars, clothing and architecture for forever so why not watches! If you have the cash and you want something that no one else has then Mad Paris are going to have your back. You don't send them a watch, they source one for you and customise every detail you could wish for. This custom Patek Philippe Nautilus 5980 is crafted in Switzerland from black DLC steel with a matte finish. This re-imagined timepiece features a mechanical automatic movement, black coated bezel, adjustable black chain strap with a folding buckle, hand-washed sealing, illuminated index hands and a sapphire back case. It comes with a standard 2-year warranty from Mad Paris and is only $519,015.00 AUD and you get free shipping. Not sure how they do it so cheap!
ART - TREATS MAGAZINE
Founded by my good friend Steve Shaw, Treats is a fine art publication featuring the world’s most beautiful women and shot by the world’s best photographers. My copies sit on our coffee table at home and in the office, and they're always the first thing men and women alike pick up and admire! With their raison d'etre to elevate nudity to fine art, they pride themselves on creating the most sophisticated, high quality images to run in their print magazine; they also have a solid online presence too! They take very little advertising in print, as to not to disrupt your viewing pleasure and as such, appreciate your patronage - so go and subscribe! This goes to help support what they do and allows them to continue to create amazing and iconic photoshoots.
READ - SEAN AVERY ICES CAPADES
One of my favourite humans and an epic read if you want a glimpse into the fast paced lifestyle of a professional athlete with a no bullshit personality and a hardcore work ethic to match! His Instagram war on people misusing the bike lanes in NYC is awesome too, the guy doesn't give a fuck who they are and tears them apart, without violence! He's also one of my style icons and a movie star as well.
Voted one of Sports Illustrated's Best Sports Books of 2017, the controversial hockey star Sean Avery's no-holds-barred memoir of high living and bad behaviour in the NHL—coupled with the behind-the-scenes glitter of celebrity and media nightlife in New York and LA. Sean is also part of the Mr Porter Style Council and of course, uses our products. Sean also has a podcast now too, check it out, it's called No F*cks Given with Sean Avery.
We're still open for business as usual and not to cause panic buying but it might be a good time to get an order in if you're going to be holed up for a few weeks. All of our logistics and delivery partners are still operating because they are considered essential services.
Thanks for reading and supporting the brand, super appreciated. Stay safe, keep an eye on your friends and family and please follow the WHO instructions, we all have to do our best to flatten the curve.
Patrick
THINGS TO DO IN LOCKDOWN
Your inbox is probably being slammed from the CEO of every business at the moment but unprecedented things are happening all over the world with COVID-19 hitting it's stride! Firstly I hope you are all ok and taking the proper precautions to avoid it, or to recover fast if you have tested positive! Our business can be run from a laptop or iPhone so our entire team are working from home until the virus is under control, doing our bit to flatten the curve. I want to reassure all of you that we are taking all necessary steps to follow the World Health Organization and local authorities’ guidelines. Our priority is the safety of our customers, employees and partners. We are working closely with our shipping partners to make sure that all appropriate health and hygiene standards are strictly adhered to. We pride ourselves on having the best customer service in the game and as always, we’ll make sure you get whatever you need.
Things are pretty surreal at the moment and we know if you’re not already on lock-down, chances are you may be in the not so distant future! That said, you’re going to have plenty of inside time on your hands and while I have a captive audience I'll share some tips and advice to make the most of a bad situation while you're surrounded by the same four walls. A lot of the world's great things have come from people being in isolation, just saying!
LISTEN - THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE
The first thing I'd do (if you haven't already) is listen to Joe Rogan speak to Michael Osterholm on all things Corona Virus COVID-19. They clarify and debunk a bunch of things which is pretty scary at the start but they keep it real. The YouTube episode is linked to the image above.
Michael Osterholm is an internationally recognized expert in infectious disease epidemiology. He is Regents Professor, McKnight Presidential Endowed Chair in Public Health, the Director of the Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy (CIDRAP), Distinguished Teaching Professor in the Division of Environmental Health Sciences, School of Public Health, a professor in the Technological Leadership Institute, College of Science and Engineering, and an adjunct professor in the Medical School, all at the University of Minnesota.
WORK - TIPS FOR PRODUCTIVITY
I did this for years before we launched the brand and I have a few tricks to get you in the zone, be even more productive than when you're in the office and block out the procrastination and distractions.
1 Get Dressed - I'm not talking about wearing a three piece Tom Ford suit at home, but make an effort and subconsciously your mind will get you in the game faster and you'll be more productive. Also put your watch on and a bit of cologne, trust me on this one.
My go-to’s are Amiri Jeans (skinny but super stretchy), Saint Laurent Tee's (light fabric and a bit rock n roll), Nike x F.O.G sneakers (comfortable but cool). You get the idea...
2 Routine Rules - Get up at the same time you normally would, or maybe slightly later if you no longer need to commute. Eat the usual breakfast and lunch, do a workout and put some cool tunes on. Try to finish at the usual time or you'll end up working till midnight.
3 Switch Off - Shut down your computer when you’re done. Separating work from home is tough in these environments and you’ll be doing yourself a favour by completely switching off.
4 Continue Your Grooming Regime - Yep, there it is. Continuing to give a fuck about your appearance, despite not gracing many people with it, will still pay dividends. Assuming there’s more mirrors in your house than at the office, you’ll have plenty of reminders if you start letting yourself go! Perhaps now’s a good time to check out our auto re-order so you never run the risk?
KEEP MOVING - HOME GYM
The gym I use is a bit of a no-go zone at the moment and with all the crew out of the office I have got back into my body weight workouts that I usually do when I'm on the road stuck in small hotel room. I like to do a CrossFit style workout with a 20 - 30 - 10 rep count. Try this one out:
20 x Push Ups
20 x Sit Ups
20 x Squats
20 x Burpees
Then repeat x 30 reps
Then repeat x 10 reps
You can throw in whatever movements or weights you like to get a nice pump on! I usually try to time the workout then repeat it in a week and see if I can beat my original time.
WEAR - JACQUES MARIE MAGE
Life's too short to remove USBs safely and I also have no time for shitty sunglasses. Our Global Partnerships Director, Mason, got me into JMM a few months ago and I've just acquired my 4th pair, they're that good...
If you're stuck at home, or self isolating on a deserted island then you really should invest in a pair of these, they're not cheap but like everything good in life you get what you pay for. They're also pretty hard to get which I like. The quality and attention to detail is on another level and every pair is individually numbered and limited release. The Los Angeles-based brand draws inspiration from across continents, cultures, and generations, JMM combines world-class craftsmanship with advanced production methods, embracing an array of rich materials, bold geometric shapes, and an exuberance of attitude to create impeccably crafted spectacles that elegantly infuse historical motifs with a modern sensibility. I didn't write that last bit...
DRINK - NEGRONI
Take the edge off with one of my favourite cocktails, the Negroni!
It's been around for over 100 years now and it's actually super easy to make and most bottle shops will sell the necessary ingredients. You can obviously use whatever brands you prefer but personally I have been using Campari, Hendricks Gin and Regal Rogue Vermouth and it tastes pretty fu<king good! Anthony Bourdain loved a Negroni and I loved Anthony Bourdain, if you click the image above it will link you to a video of him making one.
Add 1oz or 30ml of Gin, Vermouth and Campari together in a cocktail shaker, shake well with cracked ice, strain into a glass over cubed ice and garnish with a twist of orange peel, it's that easy!
History - A full century ago, an Italian Count by the name of Camillo Negroni stepped into his favourite café and pleaded for something stronger than his typical Americano—a concoction of Campari, sweet vermouth, and soda water. (He was likely ordering it by its original name, the Milano-Torino, or Mi-To, but it was rebranded for the American ex-pats who came to love it during Prohibition.) His friend and bartender Fosco Scarselli substituted soda for gin, added an orange garnish, and the Negroni was born.
Maybe tip a bit out for all our Italian friends doing it tough at the moment.
WATCH - BILL BURR PAPER TIGER
If you need a laugh while all this crazy shit unfolds then Bill Burr's Paper Tiger has you covered. In his latest Netflix special he unloads on outrage culture, male feminism, cultural appropriation, robot sex and more in a blistering stand-up special.
READ - ME ELTON JOHN
Don't let the fabulous cover fool you, Elton was hard core! He infamously told Lily Allen he'd snort her under the table any day.
I’ll be the first to say it; I’m not a big reader, but this book blew my mind (well, audiobook). Elton’s not afraid to have a laugh at his own expense which was refreshing and made this hard to stop listening to. It’s the perfect mix of music, debauchery, substance abuse, redemption and success. I highly recommend and it will kill a quick 8 hours.
LISTEN - TAME IMPALA
Last but certainly not least treat your ears to Tame Impala's new album The Slow Rush, I immediately got it on vinyl and have it on constant rotation! This is Kevin Parker's fourth studio album and it was recorded between Los Angeles and Parker's studio in his hometown of Fremantle, Australia.
Parker dives deep into the oceans of time, conjuring the feeling of a lifetime in a lightning bolt, of major milestones whizzing by while you're looking at your phone, it's a paean to creation and destruction and the unending cycle of life. I'd suggest a good bottle of red and maybe burn one down for maximum listening pleasure.